Crew Status Float Trip Graphic T-Shirt

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🌊 Gildan Softstyle 64000 — the good stuff
🌊 Unisex fit — Gremlins come in all sizes
🌊 100% ring-spun cotton — fiber content may vary by color, read the fine print
🌊 Lightweight fabric — you'll forget it's there until someone compliments it
🌊 Runs true to size — order your size, get your size, revolutionary
🌊 Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA 🇺🇸

Built for the float. Worn everywhere after it.

— River Gremlins Drop Collection

Built to Last

Double-Needle Stitching

Reinforced at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and sleeves. Built to survive repeated wear, repeated washes, and the kind of repeated bad decisions that define a float trip regular.

Seamless Collar

Quarter-turned construction keeps the collar crease-free and shaped. Because the river will humble you enough without your shirt joining in.

Tear-Away Label

Remove it in seconds. No residue, no scratching, no evidence it was ever there. Like that one float trip you're not talking about.

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30-Day Money Back Guarantee

Love your tee or we'll give you your money back. No drama, no questions, no awkward conversation at the takeout.

Printed in the USA

Every domestic order is printed and shipped right here in the States. Because some things shouldn't have to travel farther than you do to get to the river.

Built for the Float. Easy on the Skin.

Soft enough that you'll forget you're wearing it. Durable enough that it'll still be in your rotation long after you've forgotten the float trip you bought it on. Built for the outdoors — or at least for people who talk about the outdoors while sitting in a tube drinking a warm beer.

FAQ's

Where are you located?

We print our tees right here in the USA. Florida and Texas. Two states that understand suffering in the heat, which makes them perfect for this brand. If you're floating rivers outside the US, we've got global print partners who'll get your gear to you fast. Gremlins are everywhere.

Do you ship internationally?

River Gremlins ships worldwide, because bad decisions on the water are a global phenomenon. Rates vary by location — check our shipping policy for the details we were too lazy to put on this page.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Once your order ships, we'll send you a tracking number so you can obsessively refresh the page and watch your package make better travel decisions than you do on a float trip.

What materials are your products made of?

Our tees are made from materials soft enough to sleep in on the riverbank and durable enough to survive the float, the campfire, and whatever questionable decisions came after. Exact materials vary by shirt — check the product page before you commit, unlike the life choices that got you to the river in the first place.